WE ARE UNDEFINED ~

According to the Concise Oxford Dictionary, Tenth Edition, there is no such thing as
a Blog/Blogger/Blogosphere, etc. Therefore, I must be the tragic bearer of the news that-according-to-the-snobs-up-there-in-oxford, WE DO NOT EXIST. =D

I thought I might just like to define Blogger:
blogger /bl-aw-g-ah/
- n. Derog:
1. writer of a blog
2. (Pop. Cult). person operating under the illusion that others have a desire to read what they write
3. (Euph.). You
- DERIVATIVES: Blogography n. Blogographic adj. Blogographical adj.
- ORIGIN C24: from the crazy confines of the internet. Eng.
=D
I'm going to be greatly disappointed if there is a pro definition in the 11th or 12th edition. *dies of shame*

ANYWAAAY:
Here is a:~ Blog to impress, express, depress, oppress, compress, repress, suppress, winepress and own you wholesale >=]~

Note the 'own you wholesale' is punned (well not really) from the National Anthem of 'Ankh-morpork', named 'We can rule you wholesale' from the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett, who coincidentally shares a birthday with me and Saddam Hussein. (Still proud of it)

Here's a snapshot of 'We can rule you wholesale':
"When dragons belch and hippos flee
My thoughts, Ankh-Morpork, are of thee
Let others boast of martial dash
For we have boldly fought with cash
We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes
We own all your generals - touch us and you'll lose.
Morporkia! Morporkia!
Morporkia owns the day!
We can rule you wholesale
Touch us and you'll pay.
We bankrupt all invaders, we sell them souvenirs....."

Oh Muahahaha >=] <3>OMG 'Muahahaha' just reminded me of good ol' Yr 9. Sometime around then, me and my awesome Beta, Tam decided:

OH EM GEE, LET US CREATE A GROUP!!!
We named it: MWR (Mad Women Ranks), and recruited Bernice.
Sadly, the madness was lost to everyone else and our group's ego eventually shrivelled up and died and the group disintegrated.

Tam, who is currently sitting next to me and breathing down my neck, says:
IT DIDN'T DISINTEGRATE, it just phased out of existence!

Anyway, yours truly is currently positioned in the front row of Latin Class. I feel increasingly awkward as I am typing while blankly looking at the teacher, (Yay touch-typing), and making irrevelant comments like 'mm' and 'yes' and 'ah'. So maybe this isn't the greatest time to be blog-writing.

I should be learning about perfect passive past tense and things like how ‘and then Paris said: O mea Deliciae! Da mihi osculum!’ (Oh my darling! Give me a kiss!) (Yes, the many Joys of learning latin)

So Goodbye for now ~

~ Charel who has just bought herself 500 grams of lemon cola and sour mandarin gummies...omnomnom…

I HAS a BLOG (D:)

OHAI FIRST POST~
First I would like to say:
OMG SO PISSED THAT THEY DON'T HAVE CALIBRI. T_T CALIBRI IS THE FONT THAT SHAPES MY LIFE. T_T So I'm resorting to Trebuchet. What, a, shame. =D

Anyway lah...
I'm currently staring at the screen and thinking.
GEEZ...I'm so sad I'm making a blog~

Well ok. It's not the first time. I made a blog before after being coerced by Vincent. It has ONE post on it. =D Just for VInce. And then I ditched it
http://charelhenc.blogspot.com/

Someone should really tell me what normal people do on first posts in blogs. Do I introduce myself? Holy...
Why would I want to introduce myself. You're getting bored already, my introduction is going to make you yaaawn to kingdom come.

And I can prove it!
Here goes....introduction... (Kakashi-style)
Ohai, my name is Rachel, as you can seeee~ (Or did I put it as Charel Henc... IGNORE THAT~)
My hobbies are eating skittles, eating skittles and eating skittles. And playing piano, story-writing, beta-ing, talking to YOU (or maybe not), walking around randomly, getting wet in the rain, talking to birds (because then they'll fly away instead of pooping on your head) and MOOORE
I like Music in general, reading books (most of them), talking to no one, the colours Orange, Black and Red (but not together, eww), observing people and eating skittles.
I love. SKITTLES.
I love. MY WIFEY
I love. JANICE KAM
I love. My CUTE SISTER
I love. MY ADORABLE (they hate being called Adorable) LITTLE BROTHER
Hey wait. There was no particular order to that ok? =O
There are a lot of things I dislike.
My dream for the future? *floats away*

^^

Anyway, I'm in Chinese, first period, oh wait, no, second period, writing this up. As usual, I AM HIIIIIGH. And annoying the heck out of people~

Not really, I'm only being High inside ahahaha..

My life is currently going fantastically on the outside and my internal environment is ok.

I was just thinking, its funny how people can hold a double life. Internet gives you a new dimension of confidence doncha think? AWESOME. I CAN GO ON ONLINE FORUMS AND PRETEND TO BE A FIFTY YEAR OLD LADY PREYING ON 21 YEAR OLD MEN. Ok...I won't lala That was just a thought I was relating to a friend of mine...

Btw, on fmylife:
Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number, I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime, he gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

EPIC FAIL. =D

SOMEONE SHOULD REALLY WRITE ME A MANUAL OF WHAT TO DO IN BLOG POSTS.

Yeaaaah. Anyway, I must say that I am totally, absolutely, crazily happeh to announce to no one in general that I'm beginning a series (because that's what bored, nerdy girls do).

BUT IT HAS NO NAME. D: I'm currently housing it in a folder called 'FABULAEMAGNIFICAE', if you do Latin you'll realise what a stupid name it is. I've got the general story line and am plotting out the geography and stuff of my series.

Here's one of the countries:
Kildrenree: The country where you stab everything you can’t steal and steal everything you can’t stab. And throw everything else over the fence. Headquarters of Thieves and Assassins of the Theiasian empire. Currently hoards the most treasures in the entire known World D. Part of Novealian Empire, but stole the throne of Noveali upon being invaded. Also stole the head of the King. And stole also stabbed the king's brother. (Too hard to steal an entire person, doncha think?)

I love Kildrenree, I'm planning it as the birthplace of random characters like:
Lightfinger: Small time thief with no skill in stabbing. But is pro at stealing. And is in love with some random opera singer he's never met.
Carynsaeis: Assassin with a dagger called 'Hair'. Dislikes talking, albinos and Royalty. Famous for stabbing an entire country. (How do you stab a country?)
Rasiel: Random Assassin thief person who likes stealing the teeth of his victims. Hence a warehouse with LOTS of teeth in it.

Yes. They're only half developed so they sound very...random. THEY'RE NORMAL PEOPLE, I SWEAR.

Another country in progress:
Basilica: Country of a bazillion gods where you worship a different God at every street corner. Or find an excuse to invent a new God for everything. Similar to -
Mokkor: Country of infinity gods, where you worship a different God at every floorboard, tile, blade of grass...
This will be fun...

Ok, no more story rambling cos class is over. (Oh muahahaha)


BE HAPPY~
(And eat skittles while you're at it)