WE ARE UNDEFINED ~

According to the Concise Oxford Dictionary, Tenth Edition, there is no such thing as
a Blog/Blogger/Blogosphere, etc. Therefore, I must be the tragic bearer of the news that-according-to-the-snobs-up-there-in-oxford, WE DO NOT EXIST. =D

I thought I might just like to define Blogger:
blogger /bl-aw-g-ah/
- n. Derog:
1. writer of a blog
2. (Pop. Cult). person operating under the illusion that others have a desire to read what they write
3. (Euph.). You
- DERIVATIVES: Blogography n. Blogographic adj. Blogographical adj.
- ORIGIN C24: from the crazy confines of the internet. Eng.
=D
I'm going to be greatly disappointed if there is a pro definition in the 11th or 12th edition. *dies of shame*

ANYWAAAY:
Here is a:~ Blog to impress, express, depress, oppress, compress, repress, suppress, winepress and own you wholesale >=]~

Note the 'own you wholesale' is punned (well not really) from the National Anthem of 'Ankh-morpork', named 'We can rule you wholesale' from the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett, who coincidentally shares a birthday with me and Saddam Hussein. (Still proud of it)

Here's a snapshot of 'We can rule you wholesale':
"When dragons belch and hippos flee
My thoughts, Ankh-Morpork, are of thee
Let others boast of martial dash
For we have boldly fought with cash
We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes
We own all your generals - touch us and you'll lose.
Morporkia! Morporkia!
Morporkia owns the day!
We can rule you wholesale
Touch us and you'll pay.
We bankrupt all invaders, we sell them souvenirs....."

Oh Muahahaha >=] <3>OMG 'Muahahaha' just reminded me of good ol' Yr 9. Sometime around then, me and my awesome Beta, Tam decided:

OH EM GEE, LET US CREATE A GROUP!!!
We named it: MWR (Mad Women Ranks), and recruited Bernice.
Sadly, the madness was lost to everyone else and our group's ego eventually shrivelled up and died and the group disintegrated.

Tam, who is currently sitting next to me and breathing down my neck, says:
IT DIDN'T DISINTEGRATE, it just phased out of existence!

Anyway, yours truly is currently positioned in the front row of Latin Class. I feel increasingly awkward as I am typing while blankly looking at the teacher, (Yay touch-typing), and making irrevelant comments like 'mm' and 'yes' and 'ah'. So maybe this isn't the greatest time to be blog-writing.

I should be learning about perfect passive past tense and things like how ‘and then Paris said: O mea Deliciae! Da mihi osculum!’ (Oh my darling! Give me a kiss!) (Yes, the many Joys of learning latin)

So Goodbye for now ~

~ Charel who has just bought herself 500 grams of lemon cola and sour mandarin gummies...omnomnom…